Friday, March 20, 2009

not from my black berry


its been a hot minute so let me get you up to speed. economy is sucking hard like a hooker vacuum so i had to turn off the internet on my cell phone. i didn't have to but its not a necessity. there is something going around called the recessionnecessities {one word} and they are as followed: tobacco, alcohol, and a lucky rabbits foot. a blackberry data plan is not on that list so it had to be cut like a dead appendage. ill look for an image just for visual stimulation.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Going to a party...

Its a punky reggae party.

It takes a joyful sound, to make the world go round. So brinlg you're heart and soul. And we will rocka rock your bones.
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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Baby got back!

This is thee most bootyful mannequin I have ever seen in my whole entire life.
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I wasn't going to blog this but...

I wasn't going to blog this but a weimaraner riding a fitness bike trips me out too much.
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

If I had 3 wishes.

1). I wish I was in California.
2). I wish I didn't have to worry about money.
3). I wish I had more wishes.
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

You might want to find a new job if...

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Friday, January 30, 2009

A million calories for sale!

We have all sat behind the fatsos at fast food joints but I have never seen a total this big. Close but this is the biggest I have seen and I was the longest I have waited. I only have one word. Gluttony.
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