Monday, December 29, 2008

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Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:55:53
To: Dana<ftkmedia@gmail.com>
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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Put up your dukes

Red punch buggy no punch back. Ha.
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Movie review: The Spirit

Eva Mendez. Need I say more? I think not.
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Happy Birthday Nick.

Aka Barney Bellic
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You're gonna need some coka~cola to get that shit out.

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Remember Tampa Am?

Remember that Jeep that was stuck in the moat at Tampa Am? It looks like they got it out but have not cleaned it. At least we know that the skateboard in the front seat won't be going anywhere. Click it or ticket. Right?
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Friday, December 19, 2008

Just bootleg it.

Damn I have never seen so many bootleg videos in the same spot since my last trip to NY. Gina holds it down on the bootleg video tip.
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Thursday, December 11, 2008

I have a feeling...

I have a feeling this is going to be a pretty sticky situation.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Can somebody please tell me.

Can somebody please tell me when the hell did Burger King start making potato chips?!
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Tampa Am

Need I say more?
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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Saturday December 6th 9:03pm

I have 4 tickets to Czar tonight. They didn't rip my tix at the door so that is a new hustle for me. Up for anyones grabbing. Hit me up.
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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Lovely day indeed.

Tonight indeed was a lovely one. I did my usual emails to see how all my friends were doing and made my way out to the Skatepark Of Tampa to check out the 99 Botles Art Show and I have to be honest, it was not what I was expecting. But in a good way. It was rad. If you weren't there you should have been that's all I have to say. I think I'm going to finish the night off with a Guinness. Or at least I think...


Pst, zinc is good. ; )
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Larry Montana

Larry found out our friend Matt has a pretty extensive collection of firearms. Let's shoot them next time.
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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Its the Shat

Will Shatner let himself go a little bit but when you save 50% off airline and hotel fairs you gotta expect to get a little thick.
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Monday, November 24, 2008

FLA Hemp

Thanks Chad Tepper for the hemp hook up. You can get yours through www.myspace.com/shredforhope

Support my boy Chad Tepperstein and get your hemp hook up today!
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Friday, November 21, 2008

I couldn't believe my eyes!

The mini mini van.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Pain in the ass.

Boy I'm at the dr office looking through a national geographic and they had this picture of an indian using a racoon's ass as an arrow holder.

Also saw on the news that the astronauts working on the space station dropped a bag of tools worth $100,000. Hahaha
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Custom made.

Big ups to Jessica for hooking up the customization.
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Sunday, November 16, 2008

What is it Halloween?

What is it Halloween? I checked the surf reports for November the 16th and they looked good. When I got the the beach it was deeply dissapointing. No treats all tricks.
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Friday, November 14, 2008

Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me.

Michael J + Rockwell. Its a good song. But its pretty sketchy. One day as I was leaving the doctors office the man in the car just to the right of me was video taping another man. The other man had a back brace and was talking to a lady who appeared to possibly be his wife. I think the other guy is trying to take advantage of the system and they are on to him.

My uncle Tommy told me "somebody is always watching you". And I really do belive it.

Look at Google Earth.
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Sunday, November 9, 2008

I have got something to tell you.

Every hour is happy hour when you have friends that work at Sonic. Thanks Jessica!
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Saturday, November 8, 2008

3 is definitely a crowd.

its easy as 123

1 girl with 3 boobs is 2 much
its just weird
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Friday, November 7, 2008

Damn!

That will ruin your day.
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New CAR!

I am the happiest kid in the world right now!
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Ching chang chong I can't smoke you

Better than the bible
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New iPod?

First look at the next iPod? Only time will tell. Said to have wirewless earphones but no confirmation yet.
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Heroin is one hell of a drug.

Anyone want to ride a white horse?
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Monday, November 3, 2008

BITERS

W Kilo? C'mon bro. Seriously?
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Pray for waves.

I have heard of a rain dance but anyone know how to do a cold front dance?
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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Seriously costume of the year.

Ricky Bobby was a good one, Bud Light Boy gets an A for effort but King Max takes the crown.
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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Costume of the year.

Ricky Bobby goes to Eckerd collage.
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Best Halloween ever

Until next year...
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Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Hallowscream Bitches

Watch out for razor blades in your candy.
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Warning 2

Zap! This is a good one.
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Someone call the police!

This girl just stole my heart.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Warning 1

When I was a butcher there were some pretty cool warning signs on the bone saw, meat grinder, and cuber. Those days are over and I can't show you them now but I think I am going to start documenting all the other ones I come across. They are everywhere!

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

AST Dew Tour

This was the course at the AST tour, it was pretty big. Thanks to Lisa F and LB for hooking it up. See you guys next year!

www.ast.com get your schedule straight and go see sheckler!
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Happy Birthday Tony

Tony's birthday celebration was off the hizzy. And his neighbor Paco cracked open this Jesus Christ Conac. Bling*
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Italy holds it down.

The Italian state police received a nice gift from Italian car maker Lamborghini. The 560hp 5.2-liter V10 Lambo Gallardo LP560-4 Police Edition has real time wireless video recording, GPS, and even a seperate compartment to transport severed body parts to the ER. Its enought to make you wish you were a Polizia Offizer.
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Friday, October 24, 2008

Break fast

The Gulf Coast sucks! I saw 3 different surf reports saying 3 differnt things. One said chest high, one said 5-7 feet, and the most accurate one said shin high. What an upset. Well my cousin and I decided to hit the links and shag some golf balls. We checked out a new course that we have never been to see how we liked it and on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being really good this course gets a -7. They did not even have golf carts. I try to walk as little as possible when I golf. I like to let the golf cart do all the work. No wonder why it was so cheap. Well at least I had a good breakfast. Cherios and M+Ms.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A day out.

On the way to a secret skate spot I found a Jewish Goldmine! Haha 20 cents in pennies. That was the best part of the day.

It wasn't a secret spot either. It was just a ledge next to a bar that sold 5 dollar cans of Heineken. C'mon? A fucking can of Heineken? Who the fuck has Heineken in a can?
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