Happy Hallowscream Bitches

Watch out for razor blades in your candy.
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Warning 2

Zap! This is a good one.
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Someone call the police!

This girl just stole my heart.
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Warning 1

When I was a butcher there were some pretty cool warning signs on the bone saw, meat grinder, and cuber. Those days are over and I can't show you them now but I think I am going to start documenting all the other ones I come across. They are everywhere!

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AST Dew Tour

This was the course at the AST tour, it was pretty big. Thanks to Lisa F and LB for hooking it up. See you guys next year!

www.ast.com get your schedule straight and go see sheckler!
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Happy Birthday Tony

Tony's birthday celebration was off the hizzy. And his neighbor Paco cracked open this Jesus Christ Conac. Bling*
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Italy holds it down.

The Italian state police received a nice gift from Italian car maker Lamborghini. The 560hp 5.2-liter V10 Lambo Gallardo LP560-4 Police Edition has real time wireless video recording, GPS, and even a seperate compartment to transport severed body parts to the ER. Its enought to make you wish you were a Polizia Offizer.
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Break fast

The Gulf Coast sucks! I saw 3 different surf reports saying 3 differnt things. One said chest high, one said 5-7 feet, and the most accurate one said shin high. What an upset. Well my cousin and I decided to hit the links and shag some golf balls. We checked out a new course that we have never been to see how we liked it and on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being really good this course gets a -7. They did not even have golf carts. I try to walk as little as possible when I golf. I like to let the golf cart do all the work. No wonder why it was so cheap. Well at least I had a good breakfast. Cherios and M+Ms.
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A day out.

On the way to a secret skate spot I found a Jewish Goldmine! Haha 20 cents in pennies. That was the best part of the day.

It wasn't a secret spot either. It was just a ledge next to a bar that sold 5 dollar cans of Heineken. C'mon? A fucking can of Heineken? Who the fuck has Heineken in a can?
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Limited Edition

Even the ice cream I eat is limited!
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Diamonds are forever.

And they are my best friend too.

I Love Kimberly.
And J Bay -the SHARKS

THAT'S AFRICA!!!
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Flat Line

This hurricane season has been pretty lame. That little red line means no waves. You will find bigger waves in your bath tub than you will out in the gulf. It looks like we have 2 depressions forming so we will have to wait and see. If nothing happens any one down to throw in for a vacation house in Costa?
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I SWEAR

I swear Florida is home to the worst drivers. We have old drivers, young drivers (too young), immigrant drivers, drunk drivers, and even people who take camera phone pictures of other peoples unfortunate car accidents.

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MMMM

7 inches of delicious hotness on the golf course. If there is grass on the field play it!
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My neck and my BACK!

There are a lot of bad things that can happen to your back. One thing is having a guy give you massage. (If you are a guy). I am at physical thearpy and usually I get a massage from a female but today there is a male I have never seen before and it looks like he has a little twinkle in his eye. :/gerr. I don't think I need a massage today.
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Ocean's Eight

I went to the dog track the other night to watch the dogs run and try to win some money and was thinking... Some one should backside flip over that rail. I don't know how well that would go over with security but I am sure if Ocean could get his film crew in so could you.

You know Ocean, from Ocean's 11. Yeaah that is the same dog track.
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Happy Birthday Kristen!

Kristin, happy birthday!

However the party was not so happy.

It was going well, seeing all my friends, having fun untill macho man maniac tried to knock me out... Whaaa??? Yeah roommate tried to knock me out.

Q: what do you mean tried?
A: son hit me in the ear...

I could have made a scene but I was obviously not welcome and...........

No drama fuck it. Some people are just born to lose. Happy birthday Kristen!

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Foxy Lady

There is no depate needed that Sen Palin is a cougar.
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