not from my black berry

its been a hot minute so let me get you up to speed. economy is sucking hard like a hooker vacuum so i had to turn off the internet on my cell phone. i didn't have to but its not a necessity. there is something going around called the recessionnecessities {one word} and they are as followed: tobacco, alcohol, and a lucky rabbits foot. a blackberry data plan is not on that list so it had to be cut like a dead appendage. ill look for an image just for visual stimulation.

Going to a party...

Its a punky reggae party.

It takes a joyful sound, to make the world go round. So brinlg you're heart and soul. And we will rocka rock your bones.
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Baby got back!

This is thee most bootyful mannequin I have ever seen in my whole entire life.
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I wasn't going to blog this but...

I wasn't going to blog this but a weimaraner riding a fitness bike trips me out too much.
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If I had 3 wishes.

1). I wish I was in California.
2). I wish I didn't have to worry about money.
3). I wish I had more wishes.
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You might want to find a new job if...

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A million calories for sale!

We have all sat behind the fatsos at fast food joints but I have never seen a total this big. Close but this is the biggest I have seen and I was the longest I have waited. I only have one word. Gluttony.
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First night in San Diego

Our first night in San Diego for ASR (www.asrbiz.com) Larry and I were getting some eats and we saw Dog the bounty hunters son. I wanted to get a better pic but didn't want to bother him and didn't feel like walking back up the block to poach a photo. And that 4 foot pony tail he has... He chopped it. Maybe we will see Dog later on in the week.
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Do you know what day it is?

I think its time to throw the pumpkin out!
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Photo Leak

The not so secret full sketch pipe on Mad Beach.
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That's a man Man!

"It looks like he is wearing a biohazard suit so he doesn't catch any gay. " Matt M

That's a man Man by Law R when we saw a SheHe yamma hamma its fright night is that a man or a man dressed like a woman? Walking away from a bar.
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January 09 Surf Expo

I know a lot of people are over going to trade shows but I love every minute of it. This go around was pretty slow and the Shot Show (gun/ red neck) was right across the street so I had to see if they had any all gold guns from Iraq. No gold guns but they did have about everything else. At Surf Expo they have free stickers here and there but at the Shot Show they had free clips and silencers! Haha, no just kidding. But I did get an American Bald Eagle Ensure your gun rights button that is pretty rad and a American flag sticker that says "Ruger Pride." Never in my life have I felt so much like a gun nut.
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That's a Blackynatomy

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Drink first ask questions later.

Sounds good to me. I am about to get my drinkanatomy on.
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Riding dirty

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Who's that creepin in my window...

Grandma? What the fuck? A little while back at a house party some friends and I were partying and all of a sudden I see some grandma in the kitchen making a midnight snack. Out of nowhere. I thought she was going to party with us but I think her dentures were still in her bed room sleeping.
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Honky Tonk Headed Asses

Can you believe this is a real video game? Not to mention it wasn't even in stock so you know some little 9 year old fat kid is killing buffalos with an elephant gun. Sounds like fun to me.
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