Flat Line

This hurricane season has been pretty lame. That little red line means no waves. You will find bigger waves in your bath tub than you will out in the gulf. It looks like we have 2 depressions forming so we will have to wait and see. If nothing happens any one down to throw in for a vacation house in Costa?
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I SWEAR

I swear Florida is home to the worst drivers. We have old drivers, young drivers (too young), immigrant drivers, drunk drivers, and even people who take camera phone pictures of other peoples unfortunate car accidents.

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MMMM

7 inches of delicious hotness on the golf course. If there is grass on the field play it!
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My neck and my BACK!

There are a lot of bad things that can happen to your back. One thing is having a guy give you massage. (If you are a guy). I am at physical thearpy and usually I get a massage from a female but today there is a male I have never seen before and it looks like he has a little twinkle in his eye. :/gerr. I don't think I need a massage today.
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Ocean's Eight

I went to the dog track the other night to watch the dogs run and try to win some money and was thinking... Some one should backside flip over that rail. I don't know how well that would go over with security but I am sure if Ocean could get his film crew in so could you.

You know Ocean, from Ocean's 11. Yeaah that is the same dog track.
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Happy Birthday Kristen!

Kristin, happy birthday!

However the party was not so happy.

It was going well, seeing all my friends, having fun untill macho man maniac tried to knock me out... Whaaa??? Yeah roommate tried to knock me out.

Q: what do you mean tried?
A: son hit me in the ear...

I could have made a scene but I was obviously not welcome and...........

No drama fuck it. Some people are just born to lose. Happy birthday Kristen!

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Foxy Lady

There is no depate needed that Sen Palin is a cougar.
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